I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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