I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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