I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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