i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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