i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
