Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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