oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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