Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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