We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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