is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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