It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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