She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
is that a dick in a sweater?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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