I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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