Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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