At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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