Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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