Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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