i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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