More tranny stories later!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Randomize
