Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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