According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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