omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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