so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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