You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
she told me i tasted like america
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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