Sry I called you an 8
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful