Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.