I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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