he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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