dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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