pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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