No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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