Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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