Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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