these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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