be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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