My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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