If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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