my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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