it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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