One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
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Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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