My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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