Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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