Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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