Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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