i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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