do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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