It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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