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Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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