so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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