Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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