Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!