part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative