Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater