Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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