Plan B is the new Plan A
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
