she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
