Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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well I can't set my house on fire every night
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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