so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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