Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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