Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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