Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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